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typerwriterwithbackspace:

So I met Ashlyn Harris yesterday. Funny story. I walked right by her and I was like That girl looks a lot like Ashlyn except her head is wayy smaller.So I just stood beside her so I could take pictures of the team. Then I realized, Holy fuck that is her! Well she called over Chris,  that was throwing balls with Hope on the field and I heard bits and pieces of their conversation:Chris: Did you break up with your girlfriend? How is she?Ashlyn: We’re going through a break right now….She’s been a real asshole right now…Chris: Oh yeah?Ashlyn: Yeah….
I tried to listen but everyone was screaming. She looked really sexy.

Well, I really hope this ghost girlfriend doesn’t follow Ash on IG. Can’t be easy seeing tons of pics of your gf with another woman and that same woman who has a pic of your girl on her phone of the 2 of them kissing. Damn you Ali Krieger! Lol.

typerwriterwithbackspace:

So I met Ashlyn Harris yesterday. Funny story. I walked right by her and I was like That girl looks a lot like Ashlyn except her head is wayy smaller.So I just stood beside her so I could take pictures of the team. Then I realized, Holy fuck that is her! Well she called over Chris,  that was throwing balls with Hope on the field and I heard bits and pieces of their conversation:

Chris: Did you break up with your girlfriend? How is she?
Ashlyn: We’re going through a break right now….She’s been a real asshole right now…
Chris: Oh yeah?
Ashlyn: Yeah….

I tried to listen but everyone was screaming. She looked really sexy.

Well, I really hope this ghost girlfriend doesn’t follow Ash on IG. Can’t be easy seeing tons of pics of your gf with another woman and that same woman who has a pic of your girl on her phone of the 2 of them kissing. Damn you Ali Krieger! Lol.